Secret: I hate chick flicks. I won’t watch them. I find them frivolous and irritating. I would watch the Notebook forever and fucking ever because it is perfect.
chris evans cleaning after shooting on the avengers set.
Listen, like I cannot physical come any harder so you’re gonna have to stop being so fucking perfect.
I may have to go back and watch the episode from gif 3, where they’re putting on the school play. That moment when Maxxie says he felt nothing is kind of super powerful. He’s been stalked and harassed by this girl and he finally gets a chance to wound her like she’s wounded him and she’ll be powerless to do anything…just like he’s been because for fucks sake they’ll be onstage. What could she do? So he practically spits out those words, he wants them to hurt. Those four words are filled with all of the anger and hate she’s caused and she feels it all at once. Her life comes down around her in a moment. The things she could justify…drugging a girl, lying about the drama teacher assaulting her, tying her disabled mom to the bed, she can’t justify anymore.
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.
Not really though. Iron Man has some character depth. Black Widow really doesn’t. Is that indicative of something? That the female characters in this film were completely superfluous? Yes, of course. But the question only reflects what’s wrong with the movie not with the amount of respect he’s paying Scarlett.
SCARLETT escapes the chair and beats everyone up while being ATTRACTIVE.
RANDOM RUSSIAN BAD GUY
Did you just punch me with your hair?
(dies)
CLARK GREGG
(on phone)
Agent Johansson, we have a situation. A nigh-invulnerable demigod has attacked our world, and he stole a blue MacGuffin and… a foreign scientist.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Oh my God. The foreign scientist will do tech bullshit to the cube and destroy everything!
CLARK GREGG
Don’t worry, we’ve sent a guy on 1940s steroids with a buckler shield to bring him in. Just in case that fails, though, we need you to bring in Mark Ruffalo. He’s the new Hulk because apparently Edward Norton is a detestable cunt to work with.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
What about you, Agent Gregg?
CLARK GREGG
I’m off to get Robert Downey Jr. My bland everyman persona makes me the perfect candidate for recruiting a smug, self-aware alcoholic.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Then I’ll get right on it. Just as soon as I change into a slightly tighter leather outfit, this one doesn’t quite show the outline of my sphincter.
Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Have you ever read anything like that?
No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
OMG. Manhattan would have been so fucking doomed.
You know I really liked this part of the movie where Tony decides to be a hero and save the city but I really don’t think it makes any sense with his character. Tony Stark is Mr. Third Option. He doesn’t believe in no win scenarios. Don’t tell me he couldn’t think of anything, he had time as he was flying towards the nuclear warhead to come with a plan that wouldn’t kill him. There are in between points, you know. Like direct it into the portal and then get the fuck away. The chance that it would be effective is probably lower, yes, but at least it doesn’t end in certain death.
Which is what he’s looking at. It’s not like his chance of survival is virtually zero. It is zero. Period. JARVIS calls Ms. Potts for him and Captain America tells him it’s a one way trip. Then to cap it off they try to seal him in there because hello they just discussed it and everyone knew what he was doing was suicide.
Naw, I’m sorry, I don’t buy it.
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME.
#Iwouldtellmyfriends #andthey’dbelike #nuh-uh
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